He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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