I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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