I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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