The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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