He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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