Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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