I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I currently don't understand fingers.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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