the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
