so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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