Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize