you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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