i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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