god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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