I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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