that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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