Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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