She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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