Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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