Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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