Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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