well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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