so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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