My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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