I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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