That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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