she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
bring money and cleavage
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
