Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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