Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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