this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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