His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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