I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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