I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
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