do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I have fence marks all over my body
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
