let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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