some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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