I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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