Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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