Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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