Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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