Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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