you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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