I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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