Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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