i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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