I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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