Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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