I wannas sexs uuuuu
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize
