Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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