i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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