Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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