is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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