To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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