so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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