I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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