garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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