He is an equal opportunity slut.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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