Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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