It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
