Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
People in love make me want to vomit
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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