wat bout pragnant strippers??
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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